Another Example Of Sticking Your Nose Where It Doesn't Belong

Now that the "Most High Papacy" has directed Catholics to watch out for their recycling sins, the state of Florida is trying to control toilet paper use in public areas! These idiots never learn!

TALLAHASSEE (CBS4.com) ― A proposed law currently making its way through the Florida legislature might help you with what can be an embarrassing problem. Here's the bottom line, the bill would be a mandate that all eating establishment must have enough toilet paper when you go into the restroom. The only problem is the bill doesn't dictate how much toilet paper is "enough".

State Senator Victor Crist, a Republican from Tampa, felt the problem was so important, a law must be passed to protect the backsides of anyone in Florida. The measure will also try to regulate the cleanliness of restrooms in eating establishments.

Crist, says in the bill, restaurant inspectors, "should also check the restrooms along with the kitchens to make sure that basic cleanliness necessities are in place." The Senate Regulated Industries Committee approved the bill, SB 836, on Monday. It has two more stops to go and as long as it's not wiped out before then, it could then go to the Senate floor. A similar measure is currently awaiting passage by the House.

... I've got a recommendation on where you can stick this legislation, : ), tee hee! If you want to protect our backsides - ARREST ABOUT 1 MILLION ILLEGALS AND DEPORT THEM! That - at least - would make room at the local 7-11 to buy coffee in the morning!