How to talk to a liberal

With apologies to Ann Coulter.

The next time you hear some idiot talking about how the white man stole this country from the Indians and committed genocide against them, remember this:

In our Declaration of Independence written July 4, 1776, the Founding Fathers included a list of greivances against the King. Among them is the following:

He has excited domestic insurrection amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

So, it was the poor "noble savages" who were committing the genocide.