How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb. None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"
A Palestinian girl says to her mommy, "After Abdul blows up, can I have his room?"
Bumper stickers:
If you don't like the way I drive, stay out of the World Trade Center Driver carries only $20 worth of C4
My kid and YOUR money go to Gitomo Bay.
My 12-year-old can blow up your honor student ......
Oh! Female bombers get nothing in heaven. Allah doesn't think females are worth the effort!
2 comments:
If male jihadists get 72 virgins when they die, what do female suicide bombers get?
Hmmmm....
Have to think about that one.
But for now:
From the Muslim standup comic Goffaq Yussef:
How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb. None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"
A Palestinian girl says to her mommy, "After Abdul blows up, can I have his room?"
Bumper stickers:
If you don't like the way I drive, stay out of the World Trade Center
Driver carries only $20 worth of C4
My kid and YOUR money go to Gitomo Bay.
My 12-year-old can blow up your honor student
......
Oh! Female bombers get nothing in heaven. Allah doesn't think females are worth the effort!
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