Monday, October 09, 2006

How's Your Alpha Waves?

Cynicism - non-belief, incredulity, skepticism, suspicion.

Satire - parody, irony, sarcasm.

North Korea has apparently tested a nuclear device. The United Nations State of America has activated our brains with the following:















After the well-armed and aggressive soldiers of the Diplomatic Corp have finished their morning croissants, action will undoubtedly be taken! When the coming campaign of talk, memoranda, and text messaging has been accomplished by these hardcore elites, the United Nations State of America will return our brain wave pattern to the normal programming schedule.







... that is all ...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, those State Department warriors engender a lot of confidence don't they?

We're screwed!

Not by the pot-bellied dog eater, but by ourselves.

Tiger said...

We have several pets in our house.

Time to start fattin 'em up! : )