Friday, November 24, 2006

Interview With A Homicide Bomber

'Hi, my name is Ahmed and I
want to be a suicide bomber'

JENIN – WND was granted access through the Islamic Jihad terror group to a 23-year old Palestinian man who has volunteered to become a suicide bomber and who the organization says has "great potential" to carry out one of the next attempted suicide attacks against Israeli civilians.

... here are some excerpts from that interview:

WND: Let's say your concept of heaven is accurate. You are indeed rewarded with 72 dark-eyed virgins for living the kind of life you describe. Do you really think you will go to heaven for killing innocent civilians during a suicide operation?

BOMBER: You are treating in a ridiculous way this issue, but this is in the Quran. Go and, Allah forbid, ask Allah about this point. We are promised in the Quran to have the dark-eyed virgins and that's it. The Quran is full of verses glorifying the shahid, the martyr.

WND: Show me exactly where in the Quran it states you will get 72 dark-eyed virgins for blowing yourself up amongst civilians.

BOMBER: You and I, we do not discuss Allah and the Quran. I will tell you more the moment that I will explode myself when there will be one dark-eyed virgin who will carry up my soul to the sky.

This is the important part of our mission – fulfilling Allah's commandments and hoping to receive the prizes we were promised in the Quran.


2164th said...

I like the evolution of the site!

2164th said...

Your link is fine at the top. You may want it linked where you say "here are some excerpts."

Tiger said...

Thanks, Deuce.

Hope your Turkey day was a good one!

rufus said...

What's this part about "Dark eyed?"

Are "dark-eyed" goats more amorous than goats with lighter colored eyes?

Tiger said...

I guess Allah doesn't like those beautiful green, blue, and doe-eyed girls, huh?